Haha this older mucus filled lady that calls a lot and somehow has infinite amounts of computer work for Dad just called and asked me if my mum was home? “My mum left when I was two years old.” and she hung up immediately. People are weird.

I fucking hate men I hereby announce I am a lbc. Thank you

Gold Diggers of 1933.

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Nosferatu (1922)

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